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  1. #1
    Jasmine Surve



    Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
    Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
    Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

    Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
    Saheb: Kal aana.
    Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
    Rupaye fase huye hain.


    What do u call a woman in heaven?
    An Angel.
    A crowd of woman in heaven?
    A host of Angels.
    And all woman in heaven?

    What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
    Dava is like girlfriend,
    That comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
    Jitni purani hogi utna sir Chad ke bolegi.

    FOOL se, FOOL NE,
    FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
    FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
    You are the most beautiFOOL,
    ColorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

    A Chinese couple Mr & Miss Hua got twins without marriage.
    What did they named them?
    They named them as 'Jo-Jua', 'So-Hua'

    What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
    Wow! New Underwear..

    Paani mein Whiskey milao at nasha chadta hai.
    Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
    Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai
    Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad lagti hai

  2. #2
    nice jokes

  3. #3
    gr8 for SMS.

  4. #4
    nice ones these r sms saksham....

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