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    Jasmine Surve

    Romantic 1st line and deadly 2nd line -- too good

    A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most
    romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are some
    of the entries they received.

    I thought that I could love no other
    Until, that is, I met your brother.

    Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
    and so is your head.

    Oh loving beauty you float with grace
    If only you could hide your face

    Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
    This describes everything you are not

    I want to feel your sweet embrace
    But don't take that paper bag off of your face

    I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
    Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

    My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
    Marrying you screwed up my life

    I see your face when I am dreaming.
    That's why I always wake up screaming


    My love, you take my breath away.
    What have you stepped in to smell this way

    My feelings for you no words can tell,
    Except for maybe "go to hell"

    What inspired this amorous rhyme?
    Two parts vodka, one part lime

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    really awwsome and worth saving.

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