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    Some More Sardar Jokes....

    Sardar Jee Jokes

    One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on The
    thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
    to his office and shouted "Santa singh your daughter
    Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
    panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his
    office window. While coming down when he was near the
    tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter
    named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor
    he remembered he was not married.When he was about to
    hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
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    A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to
    observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird
    dropped a load when it was directly over him. The
    Sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly."
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    Did you hear about the sardar who signed all his
    checks so no one else could use them if he lost his
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    Did you hear about the sardar who asked his friends
    to give him all their burnt out light bulbs? He just
    bought a camera and wanted to set up a Darkroom.
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    Why couldn't the sardar write the number "eleven"?

    He didn't know which "one" (1) came first...
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    Why does a sardar only change his baby's diapers
    once a month? Because it says right on the box "good
    for up to 20 pounds."
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    One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK. A
    lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing" Sardar
    answered '" No I am Banta Singh" Another Guy came and
    asked the same Question. Sardar answered "No No Me
    Banta Singh." Third one came and asked the same
    question Sardar was totally annoyed and decided to
    shift his place. While walking he saw another Sardar
    enjoying the Beach. He went and asked him " Are you
    Relaxing?" The other Sardar was much educated and
    answered "Yes I am relaxing. The Sardar slapped him on
    his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere Ko wahahn dhoond
    rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."
    (Translation ... Idiot everyone is looking for you and
    you are relaxing here!!!!!)
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    So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes
    across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what
    he might be thinking?? "Saala today again I will have
    to fall......"
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    An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are
    called upon to test a lie detector. The Englishman
    says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer".
    BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Ok", he says, "10
    bottles". And the machine is silent. The American
    says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ,
    goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And
    the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...",
    BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.
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    A sardarji with two red ears went to his doctor.
    The doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he
    answered, " I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang -
    but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally
    picked up the iron an stuck to my ear." "Oh Dear! "
    the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But .. .. what
    happened to the other ear?" "The man called back
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    There's a funeral procession of a sardar going on
    a busy street. All the sardars in the mayyat' are
    dancing the bhangra and singing and general 'balle
    balle' is on. The people on the street find it strange
    that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if
    its marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa sing,
    "Singh saab, how come you are celebrating?"..... comes
    the reply : Its the first time that a sardar has died
    of "brain" tumour !!"
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    hey very funny,

    good jokes
    keep it up
    post many more

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    really very nice jokes Dinesh

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    dude,u laugh me a lot .pls send me some more joke like dis,if u can please.

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    nice ones....

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    specially the first one

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    Very nice one

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    this is soo funny.....omg...

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