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    Friendship Jokes

    ?FRIENDSHIP TEST...

    thE tEst oF fRiEndsHip dOseN't cOmeS wHen u R 2GethEr. It cOmEs wHeN u ParT waYs & u ReaLizE tHat dEsPitE tHe dIsTanCe, thE fRiEndshIp iS sTilL tHeRe...



    ?FRIENDS

    True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere.



    ?F.U.C.K

    REMEMBER: if u need a FUCK, u can always count on me bcoz F.U.C.K stands for FRIENDS U CAN KEEP. Fuck 4ever, & promise me that we FUCK till eternity!



    ?FRIENDSHIP IS....

    FRIENDSHIP isn't how U forGet but how U forGive, Not how U liSten but how U UnderStand, Not what U see but how U feel, and not how U Let Go but how U hold oN!!!



    ? PRICELESS GIFT

    FriEndSHiP iS A PRiCeLeSs GiFt tHaT cAn'T Be BoUgHt Or SoLd, BuT To Have An UnDeRsTaNdiNg FriEnd iS FaR MoRe WoRtH tHaN GoLd~!



    ?SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED

    If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!



    ? COMPARE

    FRIENDSHIP is like a tree... It is not MEASURED on how TALL it could be, but is on how DEEP the ROOTS HAVE GROWN...



    ?FRIENDS 4 LIFE

    Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!



    ?COMPUTER

    A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!



    ?FRIENDS ALWAYS

    In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!



    ?ANGEL FRIENDS

    I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends.



    ?OUT OF MY CONTROL

    Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.




     


    ? MEMORY LASTS FOREVER

    A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.



    ? FRIENDSHIP

    The ship that will never sink is my friendship with you.



    ? NEVER SPLIT

    I met U as a stranger, I leave U as a friend, as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends. All friends nv split N even if they do they will meet again.



    ?NEVER LOSE TRUE FRIENDS

    I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised tat loving a friend is even better, we lose ppl we love but we never lose true friends.



    ? WITHOUT A FRIEND LIKE U

    EveRyDay I seE LoTs oF StRangErS PasSiNg By mE, ThiS mAkeS mE reAlisED tHat, LifE woUlD be BORING, WiThoUt A FriEnD LiKE U...



    ? BEHIND YOU

    DuRiNg OuR FrIeNdShIp, ThErE wIlL B TiMeS U wOn't SeE Me BeSiDe U, DuN ThInK I LeFt U BeHiNd, I JuSt ChOsE To WaLk BeHiNd U So I CaN CaTcH U WhEn U Fall...



    ? NAKED

    GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



    ? MAKING LOVE

    After making love, wat r u tryin to say? I love u? Wrong! 1 more time? Wrong. U r so pretty?Wrong. I'm so tired? Wrong! The answer is tissue...tissue...plsss!!!



    ?KISS

    A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum. what is a kiss without a tongue.



    ?PAINTING

    A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.



    ?FALLING APART

    Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.



    ?HOME EARLY

    1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'



    ? NEVER LOSE ME!

    We gain and lose things every day. But trust me on one thing: YOU WILL NEVER LOSE ME! I will always be there as a friend!



    ?BEST FREN

    A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.



    ?SHOOTING STARS

    The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!



    ? KEEPING A FRIEND

    KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..



    ? PROMISE

    We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!



    ?FLOWER

    If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!



    ? A RING

    A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.



    ?WONDERFUL FRIEND

    There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!



    ?WAT U SEE

    Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!



    ? FATE 2B FRIENDS

    A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.



    ? WHAT YOU SAY

    Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...



    ? FRIENDSHIP MEANS...

    I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha



    ? ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU...

    Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...



    ? LEAVING FOOTPRINTS

    Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.



    ?AS LONG AS....

    As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.



    ? MY BRA

    a gd friend is like a gd bra... hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, and always close to the heart..... HELLO MY GD BRA



    ? PRICETAGS

    GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!



    ?OLD FRIENDS

    Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.



    ? PATH OF FRIENDSHIP

    The sun is glazing, upon the sunlight i see the path of our friendship shining brightly knowing that it is so great to have a friend like YOU!



    ? NIGHT PRAYER

    Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.



    ?ABOUT ME

    Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, Spontaneous, Good Looking, Nice Friends, Charming, Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?



    ? GOOD TASTE

    A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!



    ? BE MY FRIEND

    If U need a friend and there are a hundred steps between us, you can take the 1st step to get near me and i will take all 99 step to be there for you.



    ? RULES TO BE HAPPY

    6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND



    ? FRIENDS

    Time might lead me to nowhere; Fate might break me apart; I'll always be thankful that once, along my life's journey I found a friend like U...



    ?KISS MY ASS

    The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!



    ?RING

    I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend's hand, 'Cause everytime she'd wipe her rear I'd see the promised land....



    ? FRIENDS LIKE HAIR

    Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough $money$ you can buy them back.



    ?NICE FRIENDS

    A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...



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