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    no Salary is increased

    After 2 years of selfless service, a man

    realized that he has not been promoted, no

    transfer, no salary increase no

    commendation and that the Company is not

    doing any thing about it. So he decided to

    walk up to his HR Manager one morning and

    after exchanging greetings, he told h is HR

    Manager his observation.The boss looked

    at him, laughed and asked him to sit down


    Myfriend, you have not worked here for

    even one day.

    The man was surprised to hear this, but

    the manager went on to explain.

    Manager:- How many days are there in a


    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?


    Man:- 24 hours

    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?

    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.

    Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do

    you work in hours ?

    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said

    8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

    Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-

    third of 366 days?

    Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

    Manager:- Do you come to work on


    Man:- No sir

    Manager:- How many days are there in a

    year that are weekends?

    Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals

    to 104 days

    Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove

    104 days from 122 days, how many days do

    you now have?

    Man:- 18 days.

    Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick

    leave every year. Now remove that14 days

    from the 18 days left. How many days do

    you have remaining?

    Man:- 4 days

    Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- Do you come to work on workers


    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- 2 days sir!

    Manager:- Do you come to work on the

    (National holiday )?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- 1 day sir!

    Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- None sir!

    Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

    Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not

    realise that

    I was stealing Company money all these


    Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!


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    Good One!!!!!!!

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    plssssssssssssssssss dont forward this to my HR.... as we are due for increments..... ha ha.. nice post..

  4. #4
    nice way of putting down the request.

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