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    Pathan, Indian and the Ship

    Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.

    Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."

    All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.

    Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.

    After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,


    And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea.

    Train Driver
    A train suddenly deviated from the tracks and ran onto the nearby fields before returning on the tracks again.

    The passengers were horrified at this. At the next railway station, the driver was caught and questioned.

    He was a sardar and explained that a man was standing on the tracks and he refused to budge. The authorities asked him, "Sardarji, are you mad? Just to save one person, you put so many lives in danger.

    You should have overrun that person." The sardar replied: "Exactly, that is what I was doing, but this idiot started running towards the field when the train came very close."

    Computer Communication Lingo!
    What does a baby computer call his father?
    What is a computer`s first sign of old age?
    Loss of memory.
    What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
    It slipped a disk.
    Why was there a bug in the computer?
    It was looking for a byte to eat.
    What is a computer virus?
    A terminal illness.
    To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer.
    Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
    The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.

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    nice joke atif

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