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    Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

    LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
    move faster than the one you are in now.



    LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
    engaged
    one.



    LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,
    your
    nose will begin to itch.



    LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
    accessible corner.



    LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
    you
    had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.











    BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.



    LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
    increases
    when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



    LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
    won't
    work, it will!



    LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
    to
    the reach.



    THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
    arrive
    last.



    LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
    boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.





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    it's really true



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    hmm gud ones



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