# Thread: Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

1. ## Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to
move faster than the one you are in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged
one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease,
your
nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you
had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know
increases
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't
work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to
the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle
arrive
last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

2. it's really true

3. hmm gud ones

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