Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Idiot: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!! (Here at least one cannot call him idiot)

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Interviewer:
what is your birth date?
idiot: 13th October
Which year?
idiot: you stupid_ _ _ EVERY YEAR


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Manager asked idiot at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Idiot replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

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After returning back from a foreign trip, idiot asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Idiot: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

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One tourist from U.S.A. asked Idiot:
Any great man born in this village???
Idiot: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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When Idiot was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.

Idiot shouted, 添ou are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
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Idiot: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Idiot: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

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Idiot: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Idiot: I told I Love her, but she said her slippers are new.

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Friend: I got a brand new Ford Explorer for my wife!
Idiot: Wow!!! That痴 an unbelievable exchange offer!!!

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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Idiot: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Idiot: Bcoz it is Black & White

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Idiot attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do you know MS Office?
Idiot: If you give me the address I will go there sir.

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Idiot in airplane going 2 Bombay . While its landing he shouted: Bombay Bombay
Air hostess said: 釘e silent.
Idiot: 徹k.. Ombay. Ombay

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Teacher: 展hat is common between JESUS, GANDHI and BUDHA?
Idiot: 鄭ll are born on government holidays!!!

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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Idiot: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.