WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
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SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.


HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.



HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

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