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    D_only_one
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    MATHS OF ROMANCE AND LIFE

    *ROMANCE MATHEMATICS*


     


    Smart man + smart woman = romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = affair
    Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
    Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = pregnancy

    *OFFICE ARITHMETIC*

    Smart boss + smart employee = profit
    Smart boss + dumb employee = production
    Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
    Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime *

    *SHOPPING MATH*

    A man will pay Rs200 for a Rs100 item he needs.
    A woman will pay Rs100 for a Rs200 item that she
    doesn't need. *

    *GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS*

    A woman worries about the future until she gets a
    husband.
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a
    wife.
    A successful man is one who makes more money than his
    wife can spend.
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man. *

    *HAPPINESS*

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot
    and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and
    not try to understand her at all. *

    *LONGEVITY *

    Married men live longer than single men do, but
    married men are a lot more willing to die. *

    *PROPENSITY TO CHANGE*

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
    doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,
    and she does. *



  2. #2
    Terminator
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    now Maths is so easy for me to understand....

  3. #3
    am_alive
    Guest
    nice

  4. #4
    Kaleem
    Guest
    nice

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