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    - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

    - Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there...I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its ass."

    - Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    - Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

    - If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    - If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

    - If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

    - Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

    - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

    - If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

    - Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    - Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?

    - Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    - Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?

    - If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    - Why do people point to their wrists when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    - Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed?

    - If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    - If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

    - Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

    - Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    - Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

    - What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

    - Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

    - What was the best thing before sliced bread?

    - Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

    - If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

    - What is another word for synonym?

    - Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    - When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

    - Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

    - Why do they report power outages on TV?

    - Is it possible to be totally partial?

    - Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

    - If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead."?

    - If vegetable oil comes from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

    - How come you never hear about gruntled employees?

    - What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

    - Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?

    - Does fuzzy logic tickle?

    - Why is the word abreviation so long?

    - Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

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    well welll well... seems some un answered questions..

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    U r the one who said them coz i've never heard them in my life...

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