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    New and Latest sms Messages

    Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
    Usne kaha balance bhijwa
    Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
    Usne kaha "Kaise nahi"
    Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
    Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha

    HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
    PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
    YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
    JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....

    boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman

    Newtons First Law of ishq
    the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
    to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

    Newtons 2nd law of ishq
    the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
    directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
    the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
    bank balance.

    Newtons First Law of Ishq
    a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
    in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
    any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
    break the legs of the boy.

    Newtons Law of Romance
    LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
    IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
    ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER..

    itne choti nhi dosti apni,
    kaise soch liya k keenara a gieya
    ho gai mobile main roshni,
    aur sms humara a gieya.

    4 roses just for you,bcoz u r special person.
    1st rose for frdship,
    2nd rose for good luck,
    3rd rose for happiness,
    aur last kaan ke upper lagana mast lagega. gaurav

    Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
    Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .
    Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main
    Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
    Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
    Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
    Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
    Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
    Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
    Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
    Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain
    Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai..A.B.

    kasur na unka hai na mera,
    hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
    wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
    hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe muskan

    TUMHARE SATH RAHON CHAND BAAM PAR DEKHON
    TUMHARE SANG HI MAIN EID KA MANZAR DEKHON
    TUMHARE NAM SE BADLAY SHAYAD TAQDEER MERI
    TUMHARA NAM MAIN HATHON PAY SAJA KAR DEKHON

    Chale gaye ho dur kuch pal ke liye,
    Dur rehkar bhi karib ho har pal ke liye,
    Kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,
    Jab dil me ho aap harpal ke liye.......

    tere hontoon pe saj jaon dua honay ko ge chahta hai,
    mera duniya bhula kar bas tera honay ko ge chahta hai,
    yun sab ke samne ithkheliyan karti hai ye tujh se,
    ke beiraada he hawa honay ko ge chahta hai.

    You are a GHONCHU..
    G-reat
    H-ot
    O-ne in million
    N-aughty
    C-ute
    H-umble
    U-nique
    Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi Poonu

    Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye. Gud Day.

    If I could have just one wish,
    I would wish to wake up everyday
    to the sound of your breath on my neck,
    the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
    the touch of your fingers on my skin,
    and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
    Knowing that I could never find that feeling
    with anyone other than you.




    SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
    SARDAR SAY:- toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
    SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN

    Girls r special ones created by god..
    if u praise her,she thinks u r tell'g lies
    if u dont, u r gud 4 noth'g if she
    talks,she wants u 2 listen.if u listen,
    she wants u 2 talk. if u tuch her, u r not a
    gentleman. if u dont, u not a man.
    If u agree 2 all her likes, u r a wimp.
    if u dont, u r not understand'g so
    simple yet so complex, so wierd yet
    so beautiful. Thats a girl...!


    Na Gujarna EID ke Din kisi Masjid Ke samne se, kahi log CHAND samjkar ROJA Na Tod de, Hokar Khafa Khuda Tumse kahi Chand Jaise Chehre Banana na Chor De..

    Ur eyes Patakha,
    ur lips Rocket,
    ur ears Chakri,
    ur smile Fuljadi,
    ur style Anar,
    ur personality Bomb.
    Beta nikal le,
    i'm coming with "candle"..

    Simple bye makes us cry; Simple joke makes us laugh; Simple care makes us fall in love; Simple touch makes us feel better but I hope my simple SMS makes you smile!--.


     


    3 Fastest means of communication
    1 : Tele-Phone
    2 : Tele-Vision
    3 : Tell-a-women
    Need still faster?
    Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil

    EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...

    If I could have just one wish,
    I would wish to wake up everyday
    to the sound of your breath on my neck,
    the warmth of your lips on my cheek,
    the touch of your fingers on my skin,
    and the feel of your heart beating with mine...
    Knowing that I could never find that feeling
    with anyone other than you

    Es Dil ka kaha mano ek ehsan kardo
    ek benaam si muhabat mere naam krdo
    mere zaat pe fakat itna ehsaan krdo
    ek subah ko milo or sham krdo Zaibo

    aapki ek muskurahat ne hamarey hosh udaa diye.......hum hosh me aane hi wale thhe....ki aap fir se
    muskuraa diye....
    ---

    sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
    lekin dil ghabrata hai
    kyunke balance jata hai
    lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
    jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai
    ---

    karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?,banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???
    ---

    Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
    ---

    Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
    Doctor: Is this her first child?
    Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
    ---

    Rangeen ho tom rangon se bhi zeada,
    Smaart ho tom sab dosto mne zeada,
    Agar Ayse tom sochty ho to,
    STUPID ho tom had se zeada.
    ---

    HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
    PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
    YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
    JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
    ---

    WOH JATE HUA KEYH GAYE HAM SE K AB HAM SRF AAP K KHWAAB HI ME AAYENGE
    KOI KEH DE UN SE K WO WADA TO KAREIN
    HAM HAMESHA K LIYE SOO JAYENGE
    ---

    Chand jb nikly to tera gumaan hota hai, Kis qadr dilfreb ya smaa hota hai, Hum tari yaadoon mein khooyaa rehty hain , Neend main Jb sara Jahaan hota hai.
    ---

    Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
    Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
    Kabhi kabhi phone bhi kiya karo,
    Suna hain aapake awaaz me bhi khas baat hain.
    ---

    Aye Phool tu muzko bata tu kyu aajtak kilta raha, tune to de sabko khusbu
    tuzko kya milta raha,phool muskurakar bola,abhi tu nadan hai,jivan ke sache pyaar se abhi tu anjan hai,kuch
    dene ke badale kuch lena,ye to ek vyapar hai,to de kar bhi kuch na mange wahi to sacha pyaar hai
    ---

    Aap agar PAGAL hho tu sms miltay he Reply karo.
    Ager BEWAQOOF ho to Miscal karo. Ager JAHIL ho tu call karo. or Ager Sab kuch ho tu kuch B nahin karna. Mano

    sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
    Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
    Loya Lailan Vaich
    Teen DabbaVaich
    Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
    Par...
    Maino msg Phaij
    ---
    Age appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat
    and old friends best to keep
    ---

    meri ankhien rakh lo mujey kuch khab dey du.
    jis mien tumhari jhalak ho aisi sharab de du
    chalo choro sari batien ek baat maan jao
    meri sari umer ley lo bus ek pal ka saath dey du..
    ---

    Hamaare Dil ke arman aansuon me beh gaye,
    Hum gali me thay gali me reh gaye,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Kambakhat light chali gayi,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye..
    ---

    Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal
    Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
    ---

    pani asman ki tarf uthey to bhaap,asman se niche gire to barish,jm k gire to olay,gir k jame to barf,phoolon ki
    patti pe gire to shbnam,phoolon se nikle to arq,jmaa hojai to jheel,ankho se nikle to ansoo,jism se nikle to
    pasina,Hazrat Ismail (A.S)k qadmon se nikle to aab e zam zam,Pyar MUHAMMAD(S.A.W) k unglion se nikle to
    "AAB E KAUSAR"
    ---



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