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    KOKANE LORD
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    the way indian do things

    THE INDIAN WAY OF DOING THINGS!

    Three contractors one from India, another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence.

    They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

    The English contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil.


     


    The English contractor after doing all the measurements says "Well I figure the job will cost you about $ 900, $400 for materials, $ 400 for labour and $ 100 profit for me."

    The German contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $ 700.... $ 300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $ 100 profit for me."

    The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$ 2,700."

    The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

    "Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"



  2. #2
    Terminator
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    That's True and what a way to prove it.

    LOL.

  3. #3
    casper_fms
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    HEE... HEE.....

  4. #4
    KOKANE LORD
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    thanks for replyin pals

  5. #5
    Terminator
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    u always r welcome dude.

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