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    APNA SAPNAA HANSI-HANSI.....

    1). It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect
    a country, but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!
    Let's Thank... KAAMWALI BAI



    2).Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul,
    but I really Luv U!
    Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.


    3).Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
    Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
    Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.



    4).Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
    Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
    Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
    Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN


    5).Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
    Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
    TT: Ticket hai?
    Sadhu: Nahin
    TT: Chalo
    Sadhu: Kahan?
    TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein



    HERE IS THE ULTIMATE...


    Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath
    deKHa gaya .
    3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
    Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey


     



  2. #2
    Terminator
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    Nice jokes.
    smsing it to all my friends...

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