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    children r innocent....proof is here....

    hi frnds... a frnd of mine sent me a mail of this. so a child is born innocent. But tat child is spoiled by the surroundings these days....

    here is a incident for u all to know....


    A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 2 was having trouble with one of
    her students.
    The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?"



    Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
    third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
    third-grade too!"


    Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy
    waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what
    the situation was.



    The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed
    to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
    behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained
    to him and he agreed to take the test.



    Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

    Boy: "9".


    Principal! : "What is 6 x 6?"

    Boy: "36".



    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
    should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy.
    can go to the third-grade. "


    Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I
    ask him?"

    The principal and Boy, both agree.



    Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

    Boy:, after a moment "Legs."



    Ms Nee lam:

    "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

    Boy: "Pockets."



    Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
    delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

    Boy: Coconut


    Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
    Boy. was taking charge.

    Boy: Bubblegum



    Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
    dog does on three legs?
    The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
    answer...

    Boy: Shake hands



    Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

    Boy: Yep.



    Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
    get wet before you do.

    Boy: Tent



    Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first.

    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala
    Vodka peg.









    Boy: Wedding Ring



    Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
    me, you feel good.

    Boy: Nose



    Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

    Boy: Arrow



    Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
    heat and excitement?

    Boy: Firetruck



    Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it
    u have to use ur hand.

    Boy: Fork



    Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
    than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
    after they're married?

    Boy: SURNAME



    Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
    veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

    Boy: HEART.



    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,



    "Send this Boy to IIM Ahmedabad, I got the last ten questions wrong
    myself!"



    if u got d answers wrong den u r spoiled already...





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    am_alive
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    Really wonderfull post darani.



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    kapil_7k
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    yess

    yes
    this is that what do u want to see in ur life but always they give them goli

















    boss



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    hi frnds..

    thnx for ur replies...

    all must surely know dis incident.



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    wah wah.. isi ko kehte hain bache man ke sache.



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    Re: children r innocent....proof is here....

    Wonderful.....



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    hi frnds...

    thnx for all ur replies....

    have a gr8 day
    bye tc



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    Hey darani its toooooo goooooood yaar........



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    hi lina...

    thnx. but it is not my own. my frnd sent it to me. and i thought it was very nice and posted it here.

    have a gr8 day
    bye tc



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    nice posting.....



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