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    Terminator
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    Revenge

    There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk
    dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
    walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the
    door.


    When the Madam answere d it, she saw the little
    boy and asked what he wanted.

    He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
    I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do."

    The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.

    Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

    He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"

    Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the
    men talking about having to get shots after making it
    with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!"

    Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay
    For it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the
    right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed
    frog behind him. Ten minutes later he c ame back, still
    dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the
    door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you
    pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
    instead of one of the others?"
    He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
    going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home
    with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter
    will have sex with me because she just happens to be
    very fond of little boys. She will get the disease
    that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad
    will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump
    her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
    Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and
    Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
    In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will
    deliver th e milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch
    the disease....and

    HE'S the SOB who ran over my FROG!"












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    D_only_one
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    aha... what a way for revenge man..



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    Terminator
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    yup it shows what a kid can do.



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    coolestnapster
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    hmm itna futuristic cool boy...he should try his hand in business or in stock market....




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    Terminator
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    hmm not a bad idea sunny.



  6. #6
    coolestnapster
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    hmm kool pir muj ko us ladke se milva de..lolz



  7. #7
    Terminator
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    sure... bol kab milna hai. waise bhi foreigner ladka hai.



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    casper_fms
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    hmm....good



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    Hehehe Thats nasty

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