There was a 10 year old boy walking down the sidewalk
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He
walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the
When the Madam answere d it, she saw the little
boy and asked what he wanted.
He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside.
I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.
Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?"
Of course, the Madam said no, but the boy replied, "I heard all the
men talking about having to get shots after making it
with Amber. So THAT'S the girl I want!"
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay
For it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the
right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed
frog behind him. Ten minutes later he c ame back, still
dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the
door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you
pick the only girl in the place with a disease,
instead of one of the others?"
He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are
going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home
with my babysitter. After they leave, my babysitter
will have sex with me because she just happens to be
very fond of little boys. She will get the disease
that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad
will take the babysitter home. On the way, he'll jump
her bones, and he'll catch the disease.
Then when Dad gets home from the babysitters, he and
Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it.
In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will
deliver th e milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch
HE'S the SOB who ran over my FROG!"