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    Santa jokes again...

    • Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
    Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?





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    • A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said : He's not my friend.


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    • Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
    Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
    Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
    Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


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    • While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
    Banta: R u ok?
    Santa: Yeah!
    Banta: Did u break anything?
    Santa: No, there's nothing down here


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    • Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
    Shopkeeper: Rs 500
    Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.


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    shalin_99
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    nice ones



  3. #3
    D_only_one
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    nice one.....



  4. #4
    beng072488
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    nice



  5. #5
    coolestnapster
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    hmmm...nice



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