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    Mafia's Lawyer.

    Mafia`s Lawyer.....


    A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book-keeper has screwed him for ten million bucks.
    This book-keeper is deaf and it was considered an occupational benefit why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf book-keeper would not be able to hear anything and never have to testify in court.
    When the Godfather goes to shake down the book-keeper about his missing $10 million bucks, he takes along his lawyer, who knows sign language.
    The Godfather asks the book-keeper: "Where is the $10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"
    The lawyer, using sign language, asks the book-keeper where the money is hidden.
    The book-keeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
    The lawyer tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you'retalking about."
    That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the book-keeper's temple, cocks it up and says: "Ask him again!"
    The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"
    The book-keeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
    The Godfather asks the lawyer: "Well, what'd he say?"
    The lawyer replies: "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!!"

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    Nice article.......

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