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    The most Intelligent Or The Most Stupidest Questions Asked..

    “Cute as a button” Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

    “What was Captian Hook’s name before he had a hook for a hand?”

    After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

    Are children who act in rated ‘R’ movies allowed to see them?

    Are marbles made of marble?

    Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

    Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?


    Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?

    Are tomatoes fruits or vegetables?

    Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

    Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils?

    Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

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    Can a guy named Nick have a ‘nick’name?

    Can a hearse driver drive a corpse in the Car Pool lane?

    Can a person with no ears wear glasses?

    Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?

    Can a unborn baby fart or burp?

    Can bald people get a hair line fracture?

    Can blind people be dyslexic when they read Braille?

    Can dogs have dog days?

    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

    Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

    Can someone have their head in the clouds and be down-to-earth at the same time?

    Can you “zone out” and be “in the zone” at the same time?

    Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

    Can you cry underwater?

    Can you get cornered in a round room?

    Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

    Can you put a gay man in a straight jacket?

    Can you read a picture book?

    Can you slam a revolving door?

    Can you still say “Put it where the sun don’t shine “ on a nude beach?

    Could someone be addicted to counseling? If so, how would you treat them?

    Could you be a closet claustrophobic?

    Crazy Questions

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    Did Yankee Doodle name the feather, hat, town, or his pony Macaroni?

    Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head?

    Do pigs pull ham strings?

    Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

    Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

    Do stairs go up or down?

    Do suicide hotlines have hold?

    Do the actors in the re-enactments on Americas most wanted, ever get arrested (because they were seen on TV portraying the criminal)?

    Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

    Do the different “M&M’s”? colors taste different?

    Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a “blind seer”?

    Do they have burglar alarms at Christian bookstores?

    Do they put underwear on corpses?

    Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

    Does a baby feel the umbilical cord being cut off?

    Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?

    Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

    Does the President have to pay taxes?
    Doesn’t a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?

    Don’t you have to get up to get to the tape?

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    Have ex-bankers become disinterested?

    Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?

    Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?

    Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?

    Have ex-punsters been expunged?

    Have you ever thought what life would be like if your name was Anonymous? You’d get credit for everything nobody wanted credit for?

    Have you ever wondered why in the 1500’s nude photos/painting were art, while today it’s pornography?

    How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

    How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?

    How come French fries are not considered vegetables, since they are just deep fried potatoes?

    How come lotion is colored, but when you put it on, it doesn’t turn your skin that color?

    How come no matter what color the liquid is the froth is always white?

    How come on TV the bell always rings and then the kids go to class, but in real life you need to be in class before the bell rings?

    How come only your fingers and toes get wrinkly in the shower and nothing else does?

    How come people say they ate the last piece of gum, when they really just chew it?

    How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?

    How come some Little Debbie snack cakes come in a twin pack and others are wrapped individually?
    How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is “thou shall not steal”?

    How come they don’t add the time that we are in our mom’s to our age?

    How come toy hippos are always blue, or purple, when real hippos are brown?

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    How come whenever you start to sing, you automatically sing in a higher voice than you talk?

    How did the headless horseman know where he was going?

    How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day?

    How do “do not walk on grass” signs get there?

    How do they get those boats in those glass bottles?

    How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

    How do you throw away a garbage can?

    How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?

    How fast do hotcakes sell?

    How is chess considered a sport?

    How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

    How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?

    How old does something have to be to become an antique?

    How young can you be, but still die of old age?

    How’s come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up.

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    If “Fantasy Island” really granted wishes, why wasn’t Tattoo 6’6” ?

    If a baseball player hits a home run over the fence, but then dies before he can run around the bases, does the home run count?

    If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

    If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?

    If a hermaphrodite got sent to a certain gender prison, which one would it get sent to?

    If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

    If a king is gay and marries another guy what is that guy to the royal family?

    If a pack of gum says that each piece is 10 calories, is that amount just chewing the gum, or also for swallowing it?

    If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

    If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

    If a pope goes to the bathroom, is it considered holy crap?

    If a singer sings their own song during a karaoke party, is it considered karaoke?

    If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

    If a teacher were to teach a younger grade than they were teaching before, would they be “degraded”?

    If a vampire were Jewish would his Sabbath start at sunrise?

    If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere...which way does it spin at the equator?

    If all of ACME’s products backfire, why does Wile E. Coyote keep buying them?

    If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

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    If an anarchist group attained political power, would they by principle have to dissolve their own government?

    If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

    If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

    If conjoined twins participate in sports, do they count as one or two players?

    If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?

    If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change

    If humans evolved from monkey’s/apes, why are they still here?

    If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

    If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

    If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn’t good on mashed potatoes?

    If Luke took a bath, would the water be lukewarm?

    If marbles are not made of marble, why are they called marbles?

    If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

    If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

    If one man says, “it was an uphill battle,” and another says, “it went downhill from there,” how could they both be having troubles?

    If someone can’t see, they’re blind and if someone cant hear, they’re deaf, so what do you call people who can’t smell?

    If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

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    If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does’nt blow out everywere?

    If someone’s peeing and halfway through they die, would they keep pissing or stop?

    If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

    If the serving size on a can of soda is one can, then why is the serving size on the little can one can, too? Wouldn’t the little cans be 2 cans?

    If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

    If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

    If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

    If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

    If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

    If there’s a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible?

    If there’s a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called “stand-up”?

    If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

    If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

    If you are born on February 29 of a leap year, when is your birthday?

    If you are old and are in a bathtub how would you know if you have been in there too long?

    If you called the police station to talk to an officer and he was not there, would that be considered a cop out?

    If you can see your breath outide on a cold day, could you see your fart?

    If you decide that you’re indecisive, which one are you?

    If you died with braces on would they take them off?

    If you dig a hole in the south pole are you digging up or down?

    If you dig a hole through the center of the earth, come out on the other side, and then let go, would you be falling down or floating up?

    If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?

    If you get chemo-therapy do you lose your pubic hairs?

    If you had only one hand, would second hand smoking effect you?

    If you had x-ray vision, but closed your eyes, could you still see?

    If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

    If you have a gun and you ask, “can I ask you a question?” and they say “fire away” should you shoot them?

    If you have a pet with 2 heads do you have to name both heads?

    If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn’t you see through everything and actually see nothing?

    If you made biscuits with chocolate milk instead of regular milk, would they taste chocolaty?

    If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

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    If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

    If you own a piece of land and there is an volcano on it and it ruins a

    If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

    If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)

    If you rented a movie and were late returning it and then you died would someone you knew or a family member have to pay the late fee?

    If you sneeze and fart at the same time, does a vacuum form in your stomach?

    If you swallow a burp does it turn into a fart?

    If you tell someone they are being judgmental aren’t you being judgmental yourself?

    If you wear contact lens and you died with them in your eyes, do they take them out?

    If you were a pastor, and you were getting married, would you hire a pastor, or would you do the wedding yourself?

    If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

    If you wore a teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?

    If you’re caught “between a rock and a hard place”, is the rock not hard?

    if you’re on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?

    If your born at exactly midnight is your birthday on both those days?

    If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

    In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

    In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

    Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

    Is it legal to name your kid “Anonymous”?

    Is it possible to be allergic to water?

    Is the vice president’s wife called the second lady?

    Is there a certain temperature at which it stops being qualified as cold? At what temperature does it qualify as hot?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

    Isn’t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

    Isn’t it scary that the word “therapist” is the same as the words “the” and “rapist” put together?

    Isn’t it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?

    Isn’t it weird that if you rearange the word “teacher” you get “cheater”?

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    On a telephone, why does ABC start on the number 2 and not 1?

    Since we see little birdies when we just get knocked out, what do little birdies see when they just get knocked out??

    their name to Knockers?

    What do you say when someone says you’re in denial, but you’re not?

    What does OK actually mean?

    what does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

    What happens if a black cat walks under a ladder and breaks a mirror?

    What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?

    What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

    What if you were to ask a genie to grant you more than three wishes for one of you wishes?

    What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

    What is a hacky, and why is it in a sack?

    What is a male ladybug called?

    What is the point in saying “may I ask” and then follow it up with a question?

    What shape is the sky?

    What sound does a bunny make?

    What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?

    What’s the difference between a novel and a book?

    Whats a question with no answer called?

    When a male is elected president and his wife is called the First Lady. What would a lady’s husband be called if she were elected president?

    When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

    When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don’t believe in God?

    When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

    When Jewish People go to Court, they can’t swear on the bible, can they?

    When people say, “I”m so tired it’s not even funny” or “my head hurts so much it’s not even funny”, why would it even be funny in the first place?

    When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

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