The candidate of UPSC has written an essay on the Indian cow:

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And
because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child].
He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four
legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be
utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his
basement. [Horses don't have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed
milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, waterman's and mankind
generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his
other motion.. gober is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making
flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards she chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the
mouth. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, especially so
when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed
with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the
backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the
other side. This is done to frighten away the files which alight on his body
hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the

We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS.