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    Really Funny Ones.....100 Percent Jokes - Funny Humor

    1)mother took her little boy to church. While in church the
    little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

    The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say
    the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to
    'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

    The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his
    father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have
    to whisper."

    The father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper
    in my ear."

    2)There was once this truck driver who had been on the road and hadnt
    his wife for over three months. At one of his truck stops, he went next
    door to the brothel and knocked on the door. Once the Madam opened the
    door, the trucker said, "I have 500 bucks and for that, I want the
    woman you have and a baloney sandwich." The madam, with a shocking look
    her face, said in return,"for that kind of money you could get the best
    looking woman in the house and a steak dinner. Why not get that?" After
    hearing this, the trucker thanked the madam for her concern but he
    back, "no thank you. I'm just home sick."

    3)A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm... that's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

    The boy replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a purse, the woman it belonged to didn't have any change for a reward."

    4)One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch.
    The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."
    The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"

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    nice napster

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    They were nice.

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    really ver nice napster

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