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    Guess Who Is Clever............Or.............Stupid........

    Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a
    conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought tickets
    and watched as the three engineers bought only one ticket.

    "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked
    an accountant.

    "Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer.

    They all boarded the train. The accountants took their respective
    seats, but the three engineers all crammed into a rest room and closed
    the door behind them. Shortly after the train departed, the conductor
    came around collecting tickets. He knocked on the restroom door and
    said, "Ticket, please".

    The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket
    in hand.


    The conductor took it and moved on.

    The accountants saw this and agreed it was a quite clever idea. So,
    after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers
    on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and
    all that). When they got to the station, they bought a single ticket
    for the return trip. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy
    a ticket at all.

    "How are you going to ride without a ticket"? said one perplexed

    "Watch and you'll see", answered an engineer.

    When they boarded the train, the three accountants crammed into a
    restroom and the three engineers crammed into another one nearby.
    The train departed. Shortly afterward, one of the engineers left
    his restroom and walked over to the restroom where the accountants
    were hiding. He knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please".

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    Wonderful ! Engineers are clever

  3. #3
    hmm i know that but i think copy-cats r the foolish ones

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    i didn't copied i just appreciated it

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    hey you got it wrong my friend i meant the accountants(copy cats) not u dear.....anyways sorry coz u got it wrong what i meant to say was realated to the topic ...i never gave any comments upon you...

  6. #6
    good sense of humour napster !

  7. #7
    thanks for the advice....saagar

  8. #8
    nice joke yaar.. truly perfect.

  9. #9
    accountants are too stupid.

  10. #10
    thanks for ur comments dear frnds

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