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    saagar
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    Marketing Xplained

    A Professor at one of the IIMs
    was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:









    1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: "I am very rich.
    "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

    2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
    pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
    "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

    3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
    call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
    "Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

    4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
    and straighten your tie, you
    walk up to her and pour
    her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,
    pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
    then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you
    "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations"

    5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
    up to you and says:"You are very rich!
    "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition"

    6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
    a nice hard slap on your face. -
    "That's Customer Feedback"

    7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
    introduces you to her husband. -
    "That's demand and supply gap"

    8. You see a gorgeous girl at a
    party. You go up to
    her and before you say anything, another person come
    and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
    goes with him -
    "That's competition eating into your market share"

    9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
    her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
    wife arrives. -
    "That's restriction for entering new markets"

    Thanks
    Saagar Kamrani
    www.emagzinegroup.net.tc





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    casper_fms
    Guest
    Wonderful Explanation...



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    D_only_one
    Guest
    hmmm...thats cool explanation man for marketing of girls.. i will surely try in some partyyyyy. ha ha



  4. #4
    Terminator
    Guest
    Nice way to explain The Concept Of Marketing To ppl.

    Funny and Interesting.



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