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    Chicken and popcorn.

    Chuckie The Chicken At The Movies

    An old farmer went to town to see a movie.
    The ticket girl said,
    "Sir, what is that you're carrying ?"
    The old farmer said,
    "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie.
    Wherever I go, Chuckie goes."

    "I'm sorry, Sir," said the ticket girl,
    "We can't allow animals in the theatre.
    Not even a pet chicken."

    The old farmer went around the corner
    and stuffed the chicken down his pants.
    He returned to the booth,
    bought a ticket and entered the theatre.

    He sat down next to two
    old emergency room nurses named
    Mildred and Marge.
    The movie started and
    the chicken began to squirm.

    The old farmer unzipped his pants so
    Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.

    "Marge..." whispered Mildred.
    "What?" said Marge.

    "I think the guy next to me is a pervert..!"

    "What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

    "He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out..."
    whispered Mildred.

    "Well, don't worry about it," said Marge,
    "At our age we've seen them all."
    "Yes," said Mildred,

    "But this one's eating my popcorn!"

    Last edited by hemachandra23; 04-04-2011 at 12:11 PM.

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