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    Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?
    Ted: $10.
    Teacher: You don't know Maths.
    Ted: You don't know my father!


    Mother: David, come here.
    David: Yes, mum.
    Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
    David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
    Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now.

    Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
    Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
    Father: So?
    Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.

    If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

    Girl: Do you love me?
    Boy: Yes Dear.
    Girl: Would you die for me?
    Boy: No, mine is undying love


    Man: How old is your father?
    Boy: 1 year older then me
    Man: How can that be?
    Boy: He became a father only when I was born

    Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!


    Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Son: That's why I say she's no good!

    Teacher: Where were you born?
    Student: Singapore, Sir.
    Teacher: Which part?
    Student: All of me, Sir.


    Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair?
    Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
    Teacher: Use your dad's then.
    Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.










    A boy came home from school with his exam results.
    "What did you get?" asked his father.
    "My marks are under water," said the boy.
    "What do you mean 'under water'?"
    " They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"





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    D_only_one
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    nice jokes man....



  3. #3
    Terminator
    Guest
    somewhat funny.



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