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    Good One (N'Joy guy's...................)

    Why Lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren't prepared
    for the answer.....

    In a trial, a Southern small town prosecuting attorney called his first
    witness to the stand. The witness was a grand motherly, elderly woman.

    He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

    She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since
    you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me.
    You lie, you cheat on your wife, you manipulate people and talk about them
    behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the
    brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit
    paper pusher. Yes, I know you. "

    The Lawyer was stunned.

    Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.
    Jones. Do you know the defense attorney?"

    She again replied, "Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
    youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted and he has a drinking problem. He can't
    build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the
    worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with
    three different women, one of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

    The defense attorney almost died.

    The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench, and in a very quiet
    voice, said,

    "If either of you bastards asks her if she knows me, I'll throw you in
    jail for contempt."


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    nice one levvi...:d

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