Husband and wife relationship
 Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
 Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong and she agrees with me.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. .
 They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
 Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married..
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but then the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
It is funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.