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    Still a virgin..........

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.


     


    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"



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    Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    mere joke ka kisi ne reply nahi diya.......

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    holy salazar lolxxx

    btw m also from finance nd admin lolxxx

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    lolxxx
    koi bhi shadi k kabel nahin bana :P

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    hehehehehehhehee lolxxxxx @ bq

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    buhut he hassi arahe hain tumhe....

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    kamal karte ho beauty ji ab hamare hasne par b tax lagvaogi kya???

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    Quote Originally Posted by sameerbaba
    kamal karte ho beauty ji ab hamare hasne par b tax lagvaogi kya???
    nope.... bena baat k her baat per hasna pagelo k kaam hain...

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    to hum kya aapko kisi pagal se kam dikhte he???


    itni insult to aaj tak meeraji ni b ni ki lolx

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    Quote Originally Posted by sameerbaba
    to hum kya aapko kisi pagal se kam dikhte he???


    itni insult to aaj tak meeraji ni b ni ki lolx
    es mei insult ki kia baat hain tum khud ko kessi pagel se kum nahin smaajhte so what can I say...

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