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    Hunter n bear....

    A hunter raised his rifle and took careful aim at a large bear. When about to pull the trigger, the bear spoke in a soft soothing voice,
    "Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter."
    Lowering his rifle, the hunter replied,
    "I want a fur coat."
    "Good," said the bear, "that is a negotiable item. I only want a full stomach, so let us sit down and negotiate a compromise."
    They sat down to negotiate and after a time the bear walked away, alone. The negotiations had been successful. The bear had a full stomach, and the hunter had his fur coat
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    Well-said!

    Thanks for sharing!

    Now, read this one:


    What Women Want?

    A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."

    He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

    His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

    He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."

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    Before I go, here is another one for you:

    Eat Chocolate?

    A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends, I consume about 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week.

    Therefore, in the last 3-1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds.

    So... without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago! I owe my life to chocolate!

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    haha...nice....

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