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    Hindi joke.. (mjy hindi nahi aati lolsss.)

    Parh kr mjy bhi smja dena

    लड़की ने लिफ्ट मांगी,
    रास्ते में लड़की की तबीयत ख़राब हो गई,
    आप हॉस्पिटल ले गए,
    डॉक्टर बोला - आप बाप बनने वाले हैं,
    आपको TENSION !

    आप बोले - मैं इसका बाप नहीं,
    लड़की से पूछा,
    लड़की बोली - ये ही बाप है,
    आपको और TENSION !

    पुलिस आयी, आपका मेडिकल चेक-अप हुआ,
    रिपोर्ट आयी - आप तो बाप बन ही नहीं सकते,
    जान छूटी, खुदा का शुक्रिया अदा किया,
    ख़ुशी - ख़ुशी घर को चले,
    तभी ख्याल आया - फिर घर पर जो २-२ बच्चे हैं,
    वो किसके हैं ???
    आपको TENSION ही TENSION !!!



     



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    i didn't get it,. please tell me in english

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    I also didnt understand.. many people were laughing on this joke so i shared here

    Plz some one translate it..

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    What is Tension?

    A beautiful girl asks lift from you.
    On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
    Doctor says ‘Congrats. You are going to become a father.’


    THAT’S IT. YOU GET TENSED.

    You say – ‘But that baby is not mine.’
    Girl says – ‘he is only the father of my baby.’


    YOU HAVE MORE TENSION.


    Police comes and DNA test is done.
    Report comes. Which says that you can never become a father.

    EVEN MORE TENSION FOR YOU.


    Anyhow you thank God and return home.
    Then you think, “At home I have 2 kids. Whose are those?”


    THIS IS REAL TENSION.

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