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    Marriage Advertisement Reply

    I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Bangaloru. Having
    seen your advertisement for marriage purposes, I decided to press myself
    on you and hope you will take me nicely.
    I am a soiled son from inside Karnataka. I am nice and big, six foot
    tall and six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am
    working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket
    and I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running in for
    balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my rapid
    balls that bounce a lot.
    I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am
    jolly. I am gay.
    Especially ladies, they are saying I am nice and soft. I am always
    giving respect to the ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That
    is how nice I am.
    I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking
    tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am
    pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you
    can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym.
    I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for
    you. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to
    do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is why I am
    pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and take my
    things into your hand.
    If you are marrying me madam, I am telling you, I will be loving you
    very hard every day. In fact, I will stop pumping dumb belles in the gym.
    If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press you
    and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your nicely
    smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting very badly
    for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation.
    Expecting soon,
    Yours and only yours


  2. #2
    Hei lini

    dis 1 already posted by u 1ly na dear ?

    any way its nice

  3. #3
    nice one

  4. #4
    hey thanx kalyan....

    Lini K

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