1. when in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din.....


2. when giving interview to Multi National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise jiyunn....



3. waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki.. aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki ...



4. just joined: Too cheez badi hai mast mast.....



5. after some time: Ye kahaan aa gaye hum??



6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo)


7. floating the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... kabootar ja ja ja... pehele pyar ki peheli chitthi...



8. finally when you don't get a better offer any longer:











Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske siwa jaana Kahaa...!!!