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Thread: Inoccent Messages on Sign Boards

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    preet_mehrok
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    Inoccent Messages on Sign Boards

    Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
    TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW









    In a Laundromat:
    AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:
    PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE
    LIGHT GOES OUT.

    In a London department store:
    BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.

    In an office:
    WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE
    BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN.

    In an office:
    FTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND
    UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

    Outside a secondhand shop:
    WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC.
    WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

    Notice in health food shop window:
    CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

    Spotted in a safari park:
    ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR.

    Seen during a conference:
    FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A
    DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

    Notice in a farmer's field:
    THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT
    THE BULL CHARGES.

    Message on a leaflet:
    IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET
    WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

    On a repair shop door:
    WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.
    (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK.





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    preet_mehrok
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