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    Wine is Bottled POETRY...

    [sharing as received, hope it is in right section]

    I never take risk while drinking.
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    When I come from office in the evening, wife is cooking
    I can hear the noise of utensils in the kitchen
    I stealthily enter the house
    Take out the bottle from my black cupboard
    Gandhiji is looking at me from the photo frame
    But still no one is aware of it
    Becoz I never take a risk
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    I take out the glass from the rack above the old sink
    Quickly enjoy one peg
    Wash the glass and again keep it on the rack
    Of course I also keep the bottle inside my cupboard
    Gandhijiis giving a smile
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    I peep into the kitchen
    Wife is cutting potatoes
    No one is aware of what I did
    Becoz I never take a risk
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    I to my wife : Any news on chopra's daughter's marriage
    Wife : Nope, she doesn't seem to be that lucky. Still they are looking
    out for her .
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    I again come out; there is a small noise of the black cupboard
    But I don't make any sound while taking out the bottle
    I take out the glass from the old rack above sink
    Quickly enjoy one peg
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    Wash the bottle and keep it in the sink
    Also keep the Black Glass in the cupboard
    But still no one is aware of what I did
    Becoz I never take a risk
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    I to Wife : But still I think chopra's daughter's age is not that much
    Wife: What are you saying? She is 28 yrs old... like an aged horse
    I: (I forgot her age is 28 ) Oh Oh...
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    I again take out potatoes out from my black cupboard
    But the cupboard's place has automatically changed
    I take out the bottle from the rack and quickly enjoy one peg in the
    sink .
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    Gandhiji laughs loudly
    I keep the rack in the potatoes & wash photo & keep it
    in the black cupboard .
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    Wife is keeping the sink on the stove
    But still no one is aware of what I did
    Becoz I never take a risk
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    I to Wife: (getting angry) you call Mr. chopra a horse? If you say that again, I will cut your tongue...!
    Wife: Don't just blabber something, go out and sit quietly...
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    I take out the bottle from the potatoes
    Go in the black cupboard and enjoy a peg
    Wash the sink and keep it over the rack
    Wife is giving a smile
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    .
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    Gandhiji is still cooking
    But still no one is aware of what I did
    Becoz I never take a risk
    .
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    I to Wife : (laughing) So chopra is marrying a horse!!
    Wife: Hey go and sprinkle some water on your face...
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    I again go to the kitchen, and quietly sit on the rack
    Stove is also on the rack
    There is a small noise of bottles from the room outside .
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    I peep and see that wife is enjoying a peg in the sink
    But none of the horses are aware of what I did
    Becoz Gandhiji never takes a risk .
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    Chopra is still cooking
    And I am looking at my wife from the photo and laughing
    Becoz I never take...... never take ..... never take what???
    I never take a potato I think...

    Khudos..! Drinkers..!

    Wine is Bottled POETRY..

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    its like a joke

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    I know Candid bhai. Immediately after posting, I realised it was in the wrong section, but I am not able to delete the post.

    I request the Moderators to kindly delete this post.

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    Post shd be shifted to jokes section hope some moderator do that

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    hahaha very nice sharing....

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