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    Good one!!!

    Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage!!!!

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    A student in a science class wrote, "The universe is a giant
    orgasm" (instead of organism). At the end of the student's essay, the teacher riposted, "Your answer gives new meaning to the Big Bang Theory."









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    An eight-year-old kid swaggered into the lounge and demanded of the barmaid, "Give me a double Scotch on the rocks." "What do you want to do, get me in trouble?" the barmaid asked. "Maybe later," the kid said. "Right now, I just want the Scotch."


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    If you're offended by testicle jokes, you must be nuts!


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    Two men walk out of a bar and notice a dog laying on the side walk licking it's dick. One man turns to the other and says "I wish I could do that." The other man replies, "You probably can, but you had better pet him first."

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    How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Blondes don't screw in light bulbs. They screw in Jacuzzis


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    What do bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
    They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're
    screwed.


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    Awesome Thanks Man!!! Really Funny

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