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    few jokessss

    A woman proudly told her friend, “I’m responsible for making my husband a millionaire.” “Well what was he before he married you?” the friend asked. “A billionaire.”
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    A little boy wasn’t getting good marks in school. One day he tapped his teacher on the shoulder and said, “I don’t want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don’t get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking.”
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    A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later…. “Da-d….”
    “What?”
    “I’m thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?”
    “No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
    Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…..”
    “WHAT?”
    “I’m THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??”
    “I told you NO! If you ask again, I’ll have to spank you!!”
    Five minutes later……”Daaaa-aaaad…..”
    “WHAT!”
    “When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?”
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    A blonde and a redhead met for dinner after work and were watching the 6 o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!”
    Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned. The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.” The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet.”
    So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this one on the 5 o’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
    The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”
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    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn’t help.
    On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn’t do any good.
    On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.
    “But doc,” protested the patient, “if I do that, I’ll get pneumonia.”
    “I know,” said his physician. “I can cure pneumonia.”


     



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    lolzzzzzzzzz

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    hahahhah

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    lolzzzzz funny collection ('')

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    thank u all...

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    )))))))))))))))))))) good jokes all of them

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