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    smile plz....

    “An abstract noun,” the teacher said, “is something you can think of, but you can’t touch it. Can you give me an example of one?”
    “Sure,” a teenage boy replied. “My father’s new car.”
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    In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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    The man asked the doctor for birth control pills, and the doctor asked why he would need birth control. “To help me sleep better.” Birth control pills don’t help with insomnia, the doctor explained. “Yes they do,” the man insisted, “I put them in my daughter’s drink before she goes out and I sleep much better.”
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    I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. “Lady”, said the drunk, “that’s the ugliest kid I’ve ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!.” As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. “What’s the matter, madam?” he asked. “I’ve just been horribly insulted” she sobbed. “There there,” said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. “Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here’s a banana for the chimp”


     



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    loved the first one

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    lolzzzzzzz

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    thank u allllll for seeing n smiling

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    welcome

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    lolzz

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    I have some more jokes for seeing you all smiling :

    Britney Spears and Justin Timberfake were walking along the beach.
    Suddenly, Justin says, "Aww, Britney, look at the dead birdie."
    Britney looks up at the sky and says, "Where?"

    Milton was one day asked by a friend whether he would instruct his daughters in the different languages.

    "No, sir," he said; "one tongue is sufficient for any woman."

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    hahaha very funny.... ('')

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