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    First Date

    A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.


    The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."


    The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.


    He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.


    He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.


    After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.


    The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"


     



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    WOW I LOVE UR STORYS

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    and what was the answer...?

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    my mobile phone rang when the boy asked that question, so i had to receive the call...i couldn't hear what girl replied....but i think her answer again was "NO"...bec that girl was just mooooooody....not a good date for innocent boy....

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    lolzzz if i was the boy, i wouldve been like ok girl u need some social skill classes lol.

    omg i hate it, when im trying to have conversation with someone, there response is a yes or a no.. in my head im like i guess u werent meant to be a girl, cuz ur not very talkative.

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    by the way...m not a talkative person myself...i m just silent since birth......lolzzz...sometimes, i m angry at this habit of mine....

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    so u always respond with a yes or no lol..

    here malik do u like spinach?

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    may b u r right in saying that or may b i m little different...people around me can tell better...
    yes i do like spinach n almost all vegetables...but being in China, i miss many Pakistani foods especially those cooked by mother at home...

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    see malik u do know how to keep up the conversation...

    omg ur in china, why?

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    i m studying medicine here, becoming doctor...now in 3rd year of MBBS...

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