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    Doctors...

    Doctor: You're in good health. You'll live to be eighty.

    Patient: But, doctor, I am 80 right now.


     


    Doctor: See, what did I tell you.
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    Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

    Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?

    Patient: What problem?
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    Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys. I only came to see if you could get me out of this place!

    Doctor: I am, bit by bit.
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    Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?

    Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
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    Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?

    Patient: Yes.

    Doctor: Well, don't do that.



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    hehehehehehe i like them all lolzzz

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    haha.... funny!

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    lolzzzz the prisoner one was funny.

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    exactly
    hahhahhahah

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    hahaha...lolz

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    aalaa ('')

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    I didn't get the last one...........

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    last one means that doctor is not interested in doing something for the patient's pain...rather he is saying the patient not to move his arm in the direction for example, if it hurts by moving anywhere.

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    nice jokes

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