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    Dr. n patient

    A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
    The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
    The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."
    The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"
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    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

    The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

    One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

    "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was of your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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    Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

    Doctor: Next please!



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    hehe nice one...

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    lolzz... the boys and teacher one was fabulous.... lolzz... i still can't stop giggling...

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    hahaha, second 1 is WoOoOoW hehe ..
    so cute jokes , thanksss

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    hahhahaahah

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    lollzz

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    hahaha funny one...('')

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    hilarious....................

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