"ClassiC DefinitionS & CooL MeaningS"
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end &
a fool at the other.
Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
more popular than a five day test.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you
have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to
that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are