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    kalyan
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    Girl Friend Vs Wife

    One Man Recently married to her Girl Friend and He
    > faces some Problem, then he call Microsoft Technical
    > Support...
    > Just read what he explain...
    >
    > Dear Microsoft Technical Support:
    >
    > I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded
    > from
    > Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new
    > program began giving unexpected errors and also took
    > up a lot of space and valuable resources. This
    > wasn't
    > mentioned in the product brochure.
    >
    > In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other
    > programs and launches during system initialization
    > where it monitors all other system activity.
    >
    > Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5, and Cricket
    >
    > 5.3 no longer run and crash the system whenever
    > selected. Attempting to operate Saturday Sports Bar
    > 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs
    > instead.
    >
    > I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background
    > whilst attempting to run any of my favorite
    > applications. I am thinking about going back to
    > Girlfriend 7.0 but uninstall
    > doesn't work on this program.
    >
    > With regards,
    > Joe
    >
    > THE REPLY FROM MICROSOFT: -
    >
    > Dear Joe,
    >
    > This is a very common problem resulting from a basic
    > misunderstanding. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend
    > 7.0
    >
    > to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a
    > UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Whereas Wife 1.0
    > is
    > an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its creator to
    > runeverything.
    >
    > You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and
    > still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0 as Wife 1.0 is
    > not designed to do this and it is impossible to
    > uninstall, delete or purge the program files from
    > the
    > system once installed.
    >
    > Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or
    > wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems.
    > (See in manual under alimony Support and Solicitors
    > Fees).
    >
    > Having Wife 1.0 installed myself I recommend you
    > keep
    > it installed and deal with the difficulties as best
    > you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever
    > you think has caused them, you must run the C: \I
    > APOLOGISE program and avoid attempting to use the
    > *Esc-key.
    >
    > It may be necessary to run C:\ I APOLOGISE a number
    > of
    >
    > times but hopefully eventually the operating system
    > will return to normal. Wife 1.0 although a very high
    > maintenance program can be very rewarding.
    >
    > To get the most out of it consider buying additional
    >
    > software such as Flowers 2.0 and Chocolates 5.0. Do
    > not under any circumstances install Secretary
    > 36.24.36
    > (Short Skirt version) as this is not a supported
    > application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost
    > certainly crash.
    >
    > Thank you for using the program!!
    > Micro-Soft Help DESK


     



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    Hehehe Thanks Man!!!

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    hemasnair
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    wonderful man......Good!

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    kalyan
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    THanks JOJO and HEMA

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    wonderfulllll mannnnnnnn

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