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    just for laughs

    A man is waiting alone in line for a hit movie. Behind him are two women. An usher comes along and says, "I have two seats together." Seeing the problem, the usher says to the man, "Why don't you let them go first? You wouldn't want to separate a woman from her mother, would you?"


     


    The man says, "No, sir. I did that once, and I've been sorry ever since."



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    Ek fakir bhik maangane ke liye masjid ke baahar baitha raha...

    Sab namaazi aankh bacha kar chale gaye ... usey kuch na mila ...
    woh phir church gaya , phir mandir aur phir gurudware ...
    lekin usko kissi ne kuch na diya ...

    Aakhir ek maikhane (BAR / PUB) ke baahar aakar baith gaya ...

    jo sharabi nikalta uske katorey mein kuch daal deta ...

    uska katora noton se bhar gaya ...

    faqir bola
    "wah mere khuda... !!
    rehatey kahaan ho, aur address kahaan ka dete ho...."

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    hahaha........great....

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    thanks bhai

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    This is Woman brain

    One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn't too luxurious.

    When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the president's secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

    Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you. She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her.

    President Obama then said, "so if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant" , to which Michelle responded, "no, if I had married him, he would now be the President"

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    moral of the story

    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories.

    There were all the regular types of stuff: spilled milk and pennies saved.

    But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left.
    "Janie, do you have a story to share?'

    ''Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.

    She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.

    ''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?

    "Stay away from Mommy when she's been drinking."

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    hehehehe nice one.

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    hahahhahahhahahahahahahah lolllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz omg heheheheheh

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    Husband and wife had a tiff.

    Wife called up her mum and said, “he fought with me again, I am coming to live with you”.

    Mom said, “nai nai beti", he must pay for his mistake, I am coming to stay with you.”

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    A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50

    "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."

    A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.

    "What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor.

    "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7.50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"

    "Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."

    "And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.

    "Four," the man replies.

    "Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense.

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