Thanks for being my love for the past one year. When you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lover needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend. Preethi…In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from the next street and as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot.
When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letters to you, and writing a love letter in a poetic way is not so easy nowadays and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can make corrections and send them to my new girlfriend. Please send it back to me. I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.
Another thing Preethi, I have given you one cute photo of mine, can you send it to me please;, you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute and handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 year of love days, I've spent a lot for impressing you. I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest. The expenses are as follows:
Food Rs 6765
Drinks Rs 2320
Snacks Rs 3550
Movies Rs 2800
Internet Rs 1500
Mobile Rs 6555
Petrol Rs 12495
Gift Items Rs 7850
Grand Total: Rs 43835
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend this money on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
Please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don't think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many a time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay. Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful sixth love affair with Sridhar.
Your Ex-lover ….