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    Laughter the best Medicine

    Hope these are not repost....



    A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
    He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

    Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
    sardar:3 months.

    Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
    Sardar: 3 months

    Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
    Sardar:3 month.


     


    Wife: total kitne hue?
    Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
    Balle Balle;->



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    Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
    Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”
    Sardar :”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

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    One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

    MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.“

    SON: “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.“

    MOM: “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.“

    SON: “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.“

    MOM: “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.“

    SON: “Give me one good reason WHY I should go to school?“

    MOM: “You are the PRINCIPAL of the school“

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    lollzzz hahahahahah


    well last one is repost i think but its nice lol

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    lolzzzz

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    British Hospitals - True Stories

    1. A man dashes into the A&E dept. and yells . . 'My wife's going to have
    her baby in the taxi'. I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the taxi, lifted the lady's dress and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly after protests from the lady I noticed that there were several taxis - - - and I was in the wrong one.

    Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald , St.. Andrews Hosp. Glasgow



    2. At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall.
    'Big breaths,'. I instructed.
    'Yes, they used to be,'. . . replied the patient..

    Submitted by Dr. Richard Barnes , St.Thomas's Bath



    3 One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her on her mobile phone reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a
    'massive internal fart.'

    Submitted by Dr. Susan Steinberg Royal London Hosp.



    4. During a patient's two week follow-up appointment, he told me that he was having trouble with one of his medications.
    'Which one ?'. . .. I asked.
    'The patch; the Nurse told me to put on a new one every six hours and now I'm running out of places to put it!'
    I had him quickly undress and discovered what I hoped I wouldn't see. Yes, the man had over fifty patches on his body!
    Now, the instructions includes removal of the old patch before applying a new one.

    Submitted by Dr. Rebecca St. Clair, Norfolk General



    5. While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked 'How long have you been bedridden?'
    After a look of complete confusion she answered .'Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was still alive.'

    Submitted by Dr. Steven Swanson- Maidenhead Royal Kent



    6. I was performing rounds at the hospital one morning and while checking up on a man I asked . . ...' So how was your breakfast this morning?'
    'It's very good except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste.'. . Bob replied.
    I then asked to see the jelly and Bob produced a foil packet labelled 'KY Jelly.'

    Submitted by Dr. Leonard J. Brandon . Bristol Infirmary.



    7. A nurse was on duty in the A&E when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered . . It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for an immediate operation..
    When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read . ..'Keep off the grass'
    Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
    patient's dressing, which read 'Sorry . . . had to mow the lawn.'

    Submitted by Staff Nurse RN Elaine Fogerty , KGH London

    Dr. wouldn't submit his name

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    Ek Doctor Ki Nurse Se Shadi Ho Gai.

    Dost Ne Doctor Se Poocha: Suna Yaar, Kaisi Life Chal Rahi Hai?

    Doctor: Yaar Kya Kahoon.. Jab Tak Sister Na Kahoo Sunti Hi Nahi Hai

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    LoOoOoLZzZzZz
    OMG @ true stories in British hospital
    nicccce collection<< didn't understand ones written in urdu

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    Quote Originally Posted by P i a n o
    didn't understand ones written in urdu
    Thanks sis. here's translation -

    A Doctor married Nurse.

    His friend asked: Friend, How's your married Life?

    Doctor: What to say friend? Until I call her Sister, she doesn't listen.

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    hope these are not repost

    1. A small boy opens the door and looks at his sister's boy friend and asks innocently "Every day you come to meet my sister, don't you have your own sister"

    2. Santa went for an interview Bank manager: what is cyclone ?
    Santa: It is a smallest loan given by bank to buy a cycle.

    3. Pintu was having habbit of eating nails of his hand, His parents sent him to Ramdev Baba (Yoga Guru) for treatment….. . . . Now Pintu can also eat nails of his legs..

    4. Teeth said 2 Tongue " If I just press u little hard, you will get cut. Tongue replied: "If I misuse 1 word against someone, then all the 32 of u will come out at once”

    5. What is the height of flirting ? When your love letter starts with . . . . "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN"

    6. World's shortest poem.. Baba black sheep have u any wool? .. .. ... .. . sheep: NO, get lost.

    7. Police: Oye, carparking ki jagah bike kyu park ki hai ?
    Santa: just smiled and said "sirf do pahiyon ka farak hai UNCLE, aa jayenge

    14. Santa london k ek hotel me murgi khaane gaya lekin murgi ka english word bhool gaya
    Waiter: What would you like to have sir ?
    Santa: 1 plate Egg's mother

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