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    Never go to HR

    After 2 years of selfless service, a man



    realized that he has not been promoted, no



    transfer, no salary increase no



    commendation and that the Company is not



    doing any thing about it. So he decided to


     




    walk up to his HR Manager one morning and



    after exchanging greetings, he told h is HR



    Manager his observation.The boss looked



    at him, laughed and asked him to sit down



    saying;





    Myfriend, you have not worked here for

    even one day.


    The man was surprised to hear this, but

    the manager went on to explain.


    Manager:- How many days are there in a


    year?

    Man:- 365 days and some times 366

    Manager:- how many hours make up a day?




    Man:- 24 hours



    Manager:- How long do you work in a day?




    Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.




    Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do



    you work in hours ?


    Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said



    8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)

    Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-



    third of 366 days?




    Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days)

    Manager:- Do you come to work on



    weekends?




    Man:- No sir

    Manager:- How many days are there in a



    year that are weekends?




    Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals



    to 104 days



    Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove

    104 days from 122 days, how many days do

    you now have?


    Man:- 18 days.

    Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick

    leave every year. Now remove that14 days

    from the 18 days left. How many days do

    you have remaining?


    Man:- 4 days




    Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- Do you come to work on workers

    day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- 2 days sir!

    Manager:- Do you come to work on the

    (National holiday )?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- 1 day sir!

    Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?

    Man:- No sir!

    Manager:- So how many days are left?

    Man:- None sir!

    Manager:- So, what are you claiming?

    Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not

    realise that

    I was stealing Company money all these

    days.

    Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!

    HR = HIGH RISK



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    lolllzzzzzz omg hehehehehehehehehh

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    thanks for visiting...............

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    thanks for the reply Meera and piano

    how r u Meera?

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    u welcome dear

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    i m fine saber......... what about u.....??

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