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    I simply love this...

    A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
    Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
    'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!'
    The wife stared at him.
    'What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?'
    The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'



     



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    hahahahah that is soooo cute...it makes alot of sense too.

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    hahahha...
    s,..

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    ahhahaha....

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    kiu kiu kya hua dear........

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    hahahha

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    NYCCC

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    A little boy goes to his dad and asks “what is politics?”

    Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. The Nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we will call him the Future”. Now think about that and see if it makes sense.

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. So the little boy goes to his parent’s room and finds his mother asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes tow the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see’s his father in bed with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little brother says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.”

    The Father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.”

    The boy replies, “The Prime Minister is screwing the Working Class, while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.”

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    Boxer Muhammad Ali's advice to his daughter
    [I think every father needs to give this advice to his daughter today]



    The following incident took place when Muhammad Ali's daughters arrived at his home wearing clothes that were not modest. Here is the story as told by one of his daughters:

    When we finally arrived, the chauffeur escorted my younger sister, Laila, and me up to my father's suite. As usual, he was hiding behind the door waiting to scare us. We exchanged many hugs and kisses as we could possibly give in one day.

    My father took a good look at us. Then he sat me down on his lap and said something that I will never forget. He looked me straight in the eyes and said, "Hana, everything that God made valuable in the world is covered and hard to get to. Where do you find diamonds? Deep own in the ground, covered and protected. Where do you find pearls? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell. Where do you find gold? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers and layers of rock. You've got to work hard to get to them."


    He looked at me with serious eyes. "Your body is sacred. You're far more precious than diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too."

    Source: Taken from the book: More Than A Hero: Muhammad Ali's Life Lessons Through His Daughter's Eyes.

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    All the three posts by pp2910 r true in their own meanings n conclusively strong....very nice...keep it up!

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