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    Banta goes to heaven

    Banta goes to heaven

    A Priest dies and is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven's Gates. Ahead of him is a guy, nattily dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

    Lord Dharamraj asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

    The guy replies: I am Banta the taxi driver from New Delhi!

    Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger, smiles and says to Banta: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

    Now it is the priest's turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice: I am Sant Shiromani Baba so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Temple for the last 40 years.

    Lord Dharamraj consults his ledger and says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe and enter the Kingdom of Heaven .

    'Just a minute,' says the agonized Priest. How is that a foul mouthed, rash driving Taxi Driver is given a Silken robe and a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who's spent his whole life preaching your Name and goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?

    'Results my friend, Results,' shrugs Lord Dharamraj.


     


    While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his taxi, people PRAYED.

    Moral: It's PERFORMANCE and NOT POSITION + EDUCATION that ultimately counts!



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    well morale is true inn'it???

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    lolzzz..allll

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    lol. it has a good moral ..

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    yeah thnx sayra

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    hahahahhahahahahahaha................

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    lol.......nice 1

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