Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
Santa: I am a Proud Sardar; my son is in Medical College .
Banta: Really, what is he studying?
Santa: No he is not studying, they are studying him.
What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays.
Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue?
Santa: Very long!
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what he asked next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000?
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: No, u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?
Q: A Man a sked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains?"
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever - What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?"
Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"