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    funny sms collection

    Santa ki amma maar gayi.
    Ek aadmi bola – amma mujhe bhi le jati apne saath.
    Do char aur bole – haan amma hume bhi le jati
    Santa Bola – Chup ho jao gadho.
    Amma kya sumo karke gayi hai??



     



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    Kab kon kisi ka hota hai
    Yeh sab jootay rishtay natay hain
    Sab dil rkhnay ki batain hain
    Sab apna asal chupatay hain
    Ikhlas k jootay log yahan
    Lafzon k teer chalatey hain
    Ik bar nigahon mein bas kr
    phir sari umer rulatey hain. .

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    A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
    and
    say
    that i will do anything to pass in the exams
    and professor says
    NOW OPEN YOUR
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    Books And Study

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    Koi kisi se mil jata hai to
    koi kisi se bichad jata hai
    Jise hum mangten hai apni dua mein
    Wo kisi ko bina mange mil jata hai

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    Irshade Nabwi (S.A.W) hai
    jo Imaanatdar nahi wo kamil imaan wala nahe
    Jis ka wazo nahi uski namaz nahi,
    jo namaz na parhay uska koi deen nahi
    Namaz ka darja deen me aisa he hai jase sir ka darja badan me hai
    yani jase sir k bager insan zinda nahi
    rah sakta usi tarha namaz k bager deen baki

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    Lamha Lamha saanse khatam ho rahi hai,
    Zndagi bhi maut ke pehlu mein so rahi hai,
    Us Bewafa se na poocho meri maut ki wajah…
    Woh toh bus zamaane ko dikhane ke liye ro rahi hai !!

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    Pathan k paas 1 mehman aaya. Pathan bola: ”
    o yara is pankhe k niche betho tumhe sawaab milega.
    Mehman:wo kese?
    Pathan: hm ye pankha masjid se utaar k laya hai.

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    kaisay jiyan gay tum bin

    yeh kiyal tu kiya hota

    jo dard saha hum nay

    wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota

    bas chal diya daman chora kay

    begano ki tarah

    kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota

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    old ones...but still funny

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